Smack Dat Ass Card

There are only two conditions under which it's permissible to smack an ass: [1] When it's the ass of your consenting, significant other or [2] When it's a donkey piñata. This card is great for single friends or people who have a propensity for smacking asses.

Front: "Smack dat ass"

Blank inside

Measures 5" x 7"

All designs have been hand drawn, scanned, and printed digitally onto high quality, 80 lb card stock.

Kraft envelope is included with every card purchase