Smack Dat Ass Card
There are only two conditions under which it's permissible to smack an ass:  When it's the ass of your consenting, significant other or  When it's a donkey piñata. This card is great for single friends or people who have a propensity for smacking asses.
Front: "Smack dat ass"
Measures 5" x 7"
All designs have been hand drawn, scanned, and printed digitally onto high quality, 80 lb card stock.
Kraft envelope is included with every card purchase